Monday the 15th of July 2024

Hello, is there anybody out there?

Blimey, there’s a lot of dust on this keyboard

Cough, cough… hmm, a fair few cobwebs around too.

Oh, hello there, couldn’t see you through the years of dust built up on the screen. Bear with me whilst I have a quick spring clean and try to get things to ship shape again.


Hi, I’m Dave, AKA Numpty Nuts, AKA ‘Jim, Bob, Fred, or whatever your f***ing name is’. Once upon a time, many years ago on a computer far, far away I used to do stuff on the interwebs. Part of this was posting my useless drivel, moaning rants (and the odd cat video) on this blog. Well, the time has come to inflict upon the world once more my nonsensical utterings and questionable opinions. To this end, I’ve had a huge clearout (oooerrr) and am starting afresh.

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